Hit The Lawyer

There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him.

One day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the truck driver picks him up.

While they were driving, the truck driver sees a lawyer walking up the road and swerves to hit him. Then he remembered he had a priest in the car, so he swerved back onto the road, but he heard a loud 'thump' anyway. The driver turns to the priest and says "Please forgive me father." and the priest says, "You didn't hit the lawyer, but that's OK, I got him with the door."