Teacher, Trash Man and a Lawyer

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Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.

St. Peter stared at the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that sank in 1912 after it crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it."

The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let her through the gate.

St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't really need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"

Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.

"That's right! You may enter."

St. Peter turned to the lawyer, "Name them."

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On March 31st 2008 reapersheart Said :

	roflmao

On March 30th 2008 lillex64 Said :

	it would be funnier if St. Peter asked the lawyer how many are still alive from the titanic?"one" the lawyer says correctly... Then amazed that the answer is right, St. Peter looks down and the one elderly women is there standing next to them... Then St. Peter says nope not any more... Lol

On March 29th 2008 geli01 Said :

	that's messed up, lawyer jokes are wrong, and lots of people who make fun of them have probably HIRED a lawyer to get THEIR ass out of prison! Not all lawyers are bad and cheats. But that joke was STILL hilarious =D

On March 29th 2008 DammidWorld Said :

	ROFL... Stupid Lawers... Minions of satan

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