Slap and Kiss

A young Technician and his Manager board a train headed through the mountains headed to Denver.

They look and look but can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a short time it becomes obvious that the young woman and the young technician are interested in each other, they keep giving eachother looks.

Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the loud sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."

The Manager is sitting there thinking, "I didn't know the young tech was brave enough to kiss that girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped me!"

The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Manager all at the same time!"