Misheard Lyrics

Original: If I had the chance, I'd ask someone to dance.

"Dancin' With Myself" by The Donnas

Misheard: I just watched her make

The salmon steaks again.

Original: I just watched her make

The same mistakes again.

"Nobody's Home" by Avril Lavigne

Misheard: I know Urkel.

Original: And pray to God he hears you.

"How To Save A Life" by The Fray

Misheard: Two trailer park girls call Mama outside

Mama outside, mama outside.

Original: Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside

'Round the outside, 'round the outside.

"Guess Who's Back" by Eminem

Misheard: I'm never gonna find your bacon.

Original: I'm never gonna find you faking.

"Complicated" by Avril Lavigne

Misheard: I remember the days when I was so ego to satisfy you

We lived in Iowa just as fruits, I do walk right beside you.

Original: I remember the days when I was so eager to satisfy you

And be less then I was just to prove I could walk beside you?

"On The Radio" by Nelly Furtado

Misheard: She had a problem with his fatty clothes.

Original: She had a problem with his baggy clothes.

"Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne

Misheard: If you wanna be Danny Glover

Original: If you wanna be my lover

"Wannabe" by the Spice Girls

Misheard: Also into cats

Original: Oh, so intricate

"This Ain't A Scene It's An Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy

Misheard: Ooh, Rumpelstiltskin

Original: Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin.

"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix a Lot

Misheard: I'm Sobe-Lean on.

Original: I'm so moving on.

"Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson

Misheard: Westlife's like, bleeding on the floor.

Original: What's life like, bleeding on the floor.

"Thank You For The Venom" by My Chemical Romance

Misheard: Lang Zhai, never want to say goodbye.

Original: And I never want to say goodbye.

"Lips of an Angel" by Hinder

Misheard: You must run over me, you must run over me.

Original: You must not know 'bout me, you must now know 'bout me.

"Irreplaceable" by Beyonce

Misheard: God knows Jesus.

Original: You're no Jesus.

"Meglomaniac" by Incubus

Misheard: California, show your teets.

Original: California, show your teeth.

"Dani California" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers

Misheard: She makes a man wanna see Spandex.

Original: She makes a man wanna speak Spanish.

"Hips Don't Lie" by Shakira

Misheard: It's just too little too late... A little too wrong, and I gained weight.

Original: It's just too little too late... A little too wrong, and I can't wait.

"Too Little Too Late" by JoJo

Misheard: "Who's a sexy ho?"

Original: "Get your sexy on."

"Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake