Bad Pick up Lines

Bad Pick-up Lines

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye,
run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I
together.

Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home
when I fell in love

What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you
need is some vitamin me.

Are your legs tired? 'cause you been running through my mind
ALL day long.

Are you lost? 'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from
heaven.

Is your father a thief? 'cause he stole the sparkle from the stars,
and put it in your eyes. (yo, watch out though, and be prepared
with a snappy answer just in case she says 'yes')

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you
again?

What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil
tonight?

Can I see that lable? I just wanted to know if you were made in
heaven.

Do you like raisins? How about a date?

So... How am I doin'?

I miss my teddy bear...Would you sleep with me?

You look great and all, but do you know what'd really look good
on you? Me.

Could I get some directions? ("To where?") To your heart.