You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's. Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight. If you were a buger I would pick you first. You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. ( have something quick to say afterwards) Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world. He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants! He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did... He : Hey, Stop! She : What? He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP! Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya. I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew) Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight! My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me. I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Wow! Are those real? Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day! If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful? Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day! If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
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Created(3-9-07)
