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A man goes into a bar and tells the bartender to give him a double. Then he necks it down and takes a picture out of his pocket, looks at it for a moment, then puts it back. He then asks the bartender for another double. He drinks it, looks at the picture, puts it back, and asks for another drink. This time, the bartender is overcome by curiosity. "What's that a picture of?" the bartender asks.

"It's a picture of my wife," the man slurs, "and when she finally starts looking good I'll go home!