Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

Brush up against someone and whisper in their ear "Did you feel that too?"

Set up a desk and when people enter hand them a ticket and tell them the door prize drawing will be in half an hour.

Set up a lemonade stand

Sit and the corner and pretend to sob, when any one tries to touch you, scream hystaricly.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

Stand there dancing like u gotta pee, and then say really loudly "Uh OH!"

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Grimace painfully while slapping your forehead and muttering, "Shut up dammit, all of you just SHUT UP!"

 Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your upside-down.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

Holler, "Chutes away!!" whenever the elevator descends.

Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.When they say yes, hit every button, if they say no, cry

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, "BAD TOUCH!"