Some Fun Things To Do In Wal-mart

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

 Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

Put M&M's on layaway.

Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

Leave trails of apple juice or tomato juice to the bathrooms.

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 

Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you're walking through the doors act like you're expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can.

Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins.