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Created: 01/31 2008
Category: Dirty
Type: Joke

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Bunny and the Bear

So this bunny and a bear are walking together in the woods, when they so happen to find a magic lamp. They pick it up, give it a rub and out comes a genie! so of course, the genie gives them each 3 wishes. The bear goes first, "I wish that i was the only boy bear in all the woods and ALL the girls loved me!"

The rabbit goes next, "I want a whole load of carrots"

Bear~ "I wish i was the only boy bear in all the country, and all the girls loved me!!"

Rabbit~ "I wish I was handsome"

Bear~ "I wish I was the only boy bear in the whole WORLD and all the girls loved me!!!"

Just then the rabbit starts to laugh, "I wish the boy bear was gay!" 

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On February 1st 2008 sexiisox Said: 
sexiisox lol. mean bunny rabit. :)
On February 1st 2008 CPluvsamylee Said: 
CPluvsamylee that is funny. i would hate to be that bear.