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Created: 01/30 2008
Category: Dirty
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Every time a fly drops

So once upon a time, a fish was looking up from under the water at this huge fly and thinks to himself "gawd, if that fly would drop 6 inches, i could jump outta the water then i could eat it"

so just then, a cat spots the fish and thinks "damn! if that fly would drop 6 inches, then that fish would jump outta the water and i could catch it."

 Behind that cat, a dog comes up and thinks "if that fly would drop 6 inches, then the fish would jump outta the water, the cat would catch the fish, and i could catch the cat"

 Behind that dog, a bear shows up and thinks "if that fish would jump just 6 inches, then the cat could catch the fish, the dog would catch the cat, and I could catch the dog for lunch.

 Behind the bear, a hunter lurks in the bushes and thinks "that fly better drop 6 inchs, then the fish could catch the fly, the cat can catch the fish, the dog could catch the cat, the bear can catch the dog, and i could shoot the bear and hang his head over my mantle piece!"

Behind the hunter, he had put down his pick nick basket. a mouse sees it and thinks "if that fly would drop 6 inches, the fish would get that fly, the cat could catch the the fish, the dog could catch the cat, the bear could get the dog, and the hunter would shoot that bear and take just long enough for me to get my lunch."

Just then, the fly drops 6 inches, the fly jumps up and catches it, the cat jumps into the water and gets the fish, the dog stops short of catching the cat because he didnt wanna jump into the water, the bear gets the dog, the hunter shoots the bear, and the mouse gets lunch.

Now whats the moral of the story?

Every time a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet! 

 

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On February 1st 2008 sexiisox Said: 
sexiisox lol
On January 31st 2008 CPluvsamylee Said: 
CPluvsamylee thats funny as hell cassie... lol...
On January 31st 2008 unknown2342 Said: 
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lol ...didnt see the end coming at all.. oh chile...way to comment on the joke itself...
On January 30th 2008 PoopChile Said: 
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you have a lot of mistakes in this