Dumb Blonde and the Vantriliquist

  A blonde goes to a Vantriliquist show and the guy is telling dumb blond jokes.  At the end, the blond walks up to the vantriliquist and says, "Those jokes were very offensive!  Blondes are just as hardworking and intelligent as everyone else!"  The man says, "I'm sorry ma'am.  I didn't mean to offend you, I was just trying to be funny!"  Than the blonde says, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the little jirk on your lap!"