Perverted Sex Riddles
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
Now Really! Just what were you thinking?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?
Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
Now Really! Just what were you thinking?
Please Login to post comments| On June 28th 2008 TaylorsBabe14 Said: |
| I would have failed too, but that's because I amm friends with some of the worst people.. haha. |
| On January 4th 2008 kookiemonster8 Said: |
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| i got numbers 1,3,4 right the rest i didn't know lol |
| On August 6th 2007 emolover669 Said: |
| You don't wanna know what I was thinking....I would of failed that test..... |
| On June 4th 2007 Jokilolo Said: |
| old |
| On May 4th 2007 sk8erbubba900 Said: |
| lmfao |
| On April 24th 2007 lil1flower Said: |
| lol |
| On April 21st 2007 ziz908 Said: |
| lets just say this is my first F. |
| On April 15th 2007 mlynnmda Said: |
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| i heard tat before |
| On March 24th 2007 Diana540 Said: |
| gay |
| On March 10th 2007 Ebos Said: |
| Haha... I fail |
| On February 25th 2007 chercher22 Said: |
| o man, i didnt get one answer right
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| On February 21st 2007 samisaloser Said: |
| man i gotta get my mind outa tha gutter |
| On January 27th 2007 ExaltedPoet Said: |
| i got all of it wrong damn |
| On January 17th 2007 Sashka355 Said: |
| ahah i think its great |
| On January 17th 2007 msnoonie61192 Said: |
| THIS IS REQALLY FUNNY U REALY FOOLED ME....NICE ONE PAL:) |
| On January 17th 2007 hellokittygg Said: |
| hahaha lol! i actualli laughed wen i saw the answers! lol |
| On January 17th 2007 caring19 Said: |
| LOL i like this one hehe. |
| On January 16th 2007 jc8318 Said: |
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| got half right. good stuff. lol |
| On January 16th 2007 jc8318 Said: |
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| got half right. good stuff. lol |
| On January 16th 2007 SmexyPreet Said: |
| ah man this makes me realize how perverted i am :-| jeez |
| On January 16th 2007 raven66684 Said: |
| I got a few right, other's I didn't know what they were, this is kind of like that game called dirty minds. |
| On January 16th 2007 C3C1 Said: |
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| wow..i really had all of them wrong!! |
| On January 16th 2007 luvledzeppelin Said: |
| damn i must really have a perverted mind.......... |
| On January 16th 2007 xxamxx2 Said: |
| i must be a really sick chick since i got everyone of them wrong lol |
| On January 16th 2007 essex1992 Said: |
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| gay |
