Wilber Again

Hey yah all it's WilbeR, that's wilber with a capitol R hold on I just sat on my balls again. Ok im possibly here after that abortion that just took place. I just wanted to share another story with yah all. OH yeah, tell us a story daddy, and then spank me and put me too bed without supper. I love it when you yank my gourd. No wanking tonight chipmunks, daddies gotta take mr. benhurst for a mustache ride. So I was sitting on a park bench with my one armed pants the other day and i saw a sexy struggling old woman with fur on her face. Haha bob thinks that's pretty damn funny. I possibly just shit myself. Rico, you need shut the hell up, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! No one cares about the god damn children in tanzania. LEt the jersey devilles get them, i dont care anymore. Their just as tasty that way anyways. LEt the pigs eat um. So she said excuse me sir? CAn I get some grey poupon? lmao. Ok ok no no no she didnt say that, but i deffinately would have taken a dump on her left shoe if she had. I vivaciously applauded with laughter and then commenced to play with his gourd. But I thought your not gay? Why do you always have to make a gay joke? My fucking sweater is purple, not pink, i'm not a girl. fucking homophobic piece of fecal matter. OH, wll excuse me mr i insult people all pro prly n sway my hips when i do it. UH! So she asked me if i could help her, so I did. And then I pushed her down the stairs.muawhahahaa. You are such a evil basterd Timothy. LEt me tell you about timothy hurst. Fiirst and foremost I want you to make a fist, and then punch me right in the ass. RIGHT IN THE ASS! Sorry i get violent when scooby doo is on. So I was sitting on a stoop in salsbury watching a male prositute juggle groceries, no jim...you killed him. Well you cant prove it, so fuck you, and your little dog too! mehehehe. Timothy, why are you so evil? Hey this is greg I'l tell you about Timothy. First of all his name is Timothy Rutt. They changed his name to cover up the "death by spork" his father recieved while suntanning ontop, that's right, inside, no over there. How much for the cabbages, I love to eat the cabbges with cream. The cream tastes like zoo keepers. And hitler has no pants:) wut?. But in the hands of cruel school children, that name can be twisted around and cause a small boy to loathe his own name. Since rutt rhymes with butt, first it was timothy butt. And then timothy butthead, later on butface,buttcrack. A child with a name like that grows up to loath his own existence. For with self depricating tendencies like that, a child wouldn't last a month alone in a zoo. Nuke the fucker, who cares anyways, that's why I stole his shoes. I was trying to tell a serious story here you presumptuous DUDE. That's so fucking lame man, who calls someone "the correct term for a hair on a elephants butt." So I was walking down the road on the left side, not the fucking right!!! do you understand me!??NEVER the right, side, I always, SHIT, i always try to stay like, fuck,  deffinately on that middle shoulder, not more than 2 inches from the fucking median u bone stegment,  you freaking cum dumpster for a mother. not more than 2 inches from the right side of my moms house cause man eating giraffes will come through and rape and villagers. Who was that noob that commented earlier? I don't know but I'd sure like to yank her gourd:) if yah know what i mean HEYYOOOOO. You sillogistic excuse for a phantasm. If I had the mental capacity, and knowledge to sigle handedly obliterate your existence from all tarnation, you damn well know I would. But your just fucking crazy!? hahha timothy pushed a hooker down the stairs. She had long eyes, i hate WOG eyes, they look like ninjas in my closet. That pot raost I had with mom special sause was absolutely delectable. Hey boy george, I think you got your sweater dirty. Fuck you Rico, I'm seriously going to rape you with a lawn mover. Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you you fucking fag. Whatever glass blower. Its a REAL- RESPECTED JOB! GOd damnit. Hey yah all it's Wilber with a capitol FUCK YOU!  I just realised that after I sat on scott and benjamin I completely forgot to tell you the story about the lunar exclipse that happened right up my ass. do you hear me!? RIGHT UP MY ASS. But i guesss it will have to wait for another sequence of illogical ventures in a  undiscovererd humor in a galaxy not so far from Juno. Oh pop humor, that's convenient. Why do you always judge ME!? Just cuzz your dick is a pear shape bigger than mine, does not mean ushould constepate my night light. You had no right! After dad would beat with hellokitty I knew right there that I'd had to kill her when she wasn't looking. Because those eyes..they stared at me all night. It would only be a matter of time before I could lock her in a cage. And feed her big pieces of sausage. So I met a psycho katamine using hooker the other day that wanted to buy me a much needed tranquilizer with  top, with bottom, with........money  that she got from working the local starbucks on the weekends. Was that a joke? No. OH. ok. are you done? Yeah timothy's tired.  You said too much though, get that close to the truth again i swear to god il kill you in your sleep. Youd be killing yourself bro. It'd be well worth the wait. The essence of humanity commends you. Cute little musk rat..so freaking cute...