Wilber is my name

I like to stay up all night watching my room mate sleep. It pleases me in words beyond description. And before you get the impression that I'm gay, let me clear that up. I am. I'm gayer than all gays to be gay that could gay on a damn gay cruise. Ok it's pretty obvious I'm not gay now, because I don't even type with a lisp. MAybe I'm just ingorant, I don't know. I just feel everyone needs a poop hole and this site is my pooper shooter. So if anyone is offended by my off color comments. OMG I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I just wanted to share what it likes to be schizophrenic with a large collection of no lifed parasites. Taking survey's like lab rats taking drugs. The system is corrupt we all work in cubicles like fucking trained animals. So if life is the zoo, then who establishes order? Well my friends, that's why they invented nuclear wepons. so HAYYYYY. I'll tawk to ya all l8tr. mm kay? ~Wilber. Hey ya all it's wilber again. I was just thinking about something today, and I wanted to share it all with ya all. I think the president is a musk rat. I don't why, I mean I've heard he's a money or a psycho baboon eating alien. But I think he has that cute musk rat quality about him. I want to hide in his hair like a nuuti out of that book by the guy that wrote lord of the flies. HAven't read it? You should, it's like taking drugs and then getting fucked up the ass, by a book. Would that cause paper cuts? I've wonder if when people find this profile is they read it, or wut? ok George says that I should tell everyone about my trip to the zoo. But the funny thign about that is is george left me at the zoo when I was 11 years old. No one wanted to adopt me because I had anger management issue from seeing my brother beaten to death when I was 5. Yes Wilber had a hard life. But i know, everyone does. But were beaten with your favortie TOY!? Were you!? Do you have any, stinking idea what it's like to be black and blue from your favorite stuffed animal. And then forced to sleep with it every night!? Then shut the hell up and stop judging me. Bill would like to comment on the derogatory diallogue that George was saying early. George appologises for bill being a dill hole. Bills kills George. Now I only have 24 perosonalities left. OH my, now I'm sure alot of you are going, he lies bout being scchitz because froma clinical standpoint, a person with multiple personalities has no idea that thy are exibiting other personalities. Right? Wrong. I know it, but I can't control it I'm sorry. So nuke me zoo keeper. Why hasn't any one opened my cage to feed me sausage? I said I was lonely for a nice big sausage. HAaha thre i go with my cruise ship humor again. The funny thing about me is that im lik, one continuous conversation. You'll nevr get what I said now unless what oyu know what I said before. Ofcourse this isnt my first poo hole. That was ass www.**********.com and you'll never find it so there that is. So people that do read my blog will never really know why the hell i'm so deranged. My thinks I need ridilin because I can stay up until six o clock watchiing cartoon network. We'll I'm sorry dianna, the cartoons are sexy. Get your hand out the crisco jar and I might think about watching you sittingin the yard in a sundress playing with a lassybug. How does that sound!? Ok well my mothers going to take me to the doctors later on, so I better get some amount of sleep. They don't like it when i get all hyped up on anitdepressants and say I wanna f*ck a musk rat. (haha, hidden humor once again..) Whatcan I say, I dig monkeys. I caused aids. There I said it. I'm the one...ok..I'm sorry. But I'm in a cage. So...Im gonna make a pot roast. Until never. ~Wilber