pick up lines
- I've got the F, C, and K all i need is U
- Is your daddy a baker cuz you've got some hot buns.
- i've got a to do list, and guess what. your at the top.
- can i have yer number..i lost mine..
- I'm no Fred Flinstone but I can make you bed rock.
- Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
- I am conducting a field test of how many people have pierced nipples.
- I'd call this puppy love but I'm not into all those new positions.
- I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
- I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
- If I was hungry for crabs would you spread your legs for me?
- Were you staring at my crotch?
- Can I impregnate you with my Demon spawn?
- You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts
- Hi, my name is Peter. Wanna find out why?
- How do you make a chicken run? Hold on, and I'll have my little brother show you.
- Are you cold? (Yes) You want a jacket? (Sure) Well, not here, you can jack it when you get back to my room.
- Here, you take my lollypop and I'll improvise...
- Excuse me, but I think I left your sunglasses in your pocket. Mind if I check?
- If I look the way you look when you walk, I'd walk everywhere I went.
- Hey baby, everything I'm going to do to you tonight I learned at SeaWorld.
- I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
23Driving and my penis...they are both hard for you.
24Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
25You know, its girls like you that make me wish I were a lesbian.
26You can touch mine if I can touch yours with mine.
27You know how they say guys are full of shit, well that may be true, but I just got my colon cleaned today.
28I'm hung like a tic tac. Freshen your breath?
29I have this vacuum but it seems to be be broken. 30Can you blow in it and see if it spits everything out?
31Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
32Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
33Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
34Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
35If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
36You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
37Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
38Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart.
39Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
40Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
41Do I know you? Bc I don’t recognize you w/ out your clothes on!
42Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
43If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
44Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
45Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
46I'm wearing Revlon colorstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
47Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
48Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
49You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
50If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
51Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
52So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) Because I'm gonna ask you out.
53When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
54I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
55My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
56Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
57Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... 12 1
58Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? 59Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! 21 2
60Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? 16 1
61Do you take it up the ass? 17 2
62Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? 1 0
63Excuse me, have I fucked you yet? 1 0
64Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? 0 0
65Fancy a fuck? 23 2
66Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. 0 0
67Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? 23 2
68Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you? 23 2
69Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? 0 0
70Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? 0 0
71 do you want a fuck...ing drink? 0 0
72Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? *Pulls out pockets inside out* Would you like to? 0 0
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? ... HEY! What's wrong, don't you 73like pizza? 0 0
74Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? 29 23
75Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
77Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! 0 0
78Hey baby, I want to lick your thighs. 0 0
79Hey baby, let's go make some babies. 20 2
80Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? 0 0
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