porche

a blonde is wanting to make money so she goes to a house and ask

blonde:do you need any work done

Peps: yes you can pait our porch

blonde: ok

Peps: heres some pait. tell us when ur done.

 1hour later

Blonde: ok i painted the porche and i had some extra so i put two coats.

Peps: our porch dosn't look any different.

blonde: how would you know u haven't looked in the drive way yet.