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Created: 06/11 2007
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A Girls First Time.

A GIRLS FIRST TIME 

As you lie back your muscles tighten.

You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,

but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience,

but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses;

but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-

he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you

and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.

You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his time,

wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

As he presses closer,

going deeper,

you feel the tissue give way,

pain surges throughout your body

and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.

He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.

Your eyes are filled with tears

but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.

He begins going in and out

with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments,

you feel something bursting within you

and he pulls it out of you,

you lay panting,

glad to have it over.

He looks at you and smiling warmly,

tells you,

with a chuckle,

that you have been his most stubborn

yet most rewarding experience.





You smile and thank your dentist.

After all,

it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

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What were you THINKING?!





YOU NAUGHTY PERSON WITH A NAUGHTY MIND!!!!!

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U BIG FREAKKK!!!!!



I know what you were thinking! !

Thats Dirty!!!

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On February 7th 2009 XxBlessedxX Said: 
XxBlessedxX hahahaha. yesss, something dirty. xDD
On October 16th 2008 KCbby67 Said: 
KCbby67 lmao wow that's funny
On November 16th 2007 brunettechild Said: 
brunettechild lmfao. whitney ily for that.
On August 26th 2007 Ericnessxo Said: 
Ericnessxo omg..=) LMAO WOW THAT WAS AWESOME
On July 4th 2007 crazkoala Said: 
crazkoala =P very clever! haha. thats my bad! funny tho XD
On June 16th 2007 teenak916 Said: 
teenak916 lol...i so thot wrong...lol
On June 14th 2007 meluvsya07 Said: 
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UMMM OOPS I HAD A BAD THOUGHT IN MY HEAD ...LOL BUT THATS A GOOD ONE
On June 12th 2007 Darbysells Said: 
Darbysells lol that was funny i was think bad thoughts to
On June 11th 2007 love2laugh21 Said: 
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OMG!!!! WOW!!! i was WAY off lol