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Redneck's and Elevators

Views(139) Created(3-31-08) Category ( Redneck )

A family of rednecks went to the mall for the first time. There was a papa redneck, a mama redneck, and a young male redneck about 12. The mama went off by herself for a while, and the father and son walked around together. They got tired so they sat on a bench. While they were sitting the dad watched this 400 pound woman with blonde frizzy hair get on the elevator. He watched the doors close. A few minutes later, a 24 year old skinny blonde with straight hair stepped off. The old man yelled, "Son, Go get your mama!"

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On April 3rd 2008 whitespice Said :
whitespice Ok, The father and son are watching people get on and off an elevator. Ex. Say they are on the first floor of the mall. The fat woman get's on, goes to the third floor, and gets off. When she get's off she passes a skinny woman who is getting on the elevator, The skinny woman get's off on the first floor where the father and son rednecks are. The dad thinks the elevator is some miracle machine where an unattractive old woman can get in, and it will make her beautiful when she comes out. He tells his son to get his mom so she can get in, and become beautiful too. The joke is he thinks his wife is ugly, and he is stupid because he actually thinks the fat woman turned into the skinny woman.
On April 1st 2008 divagirl1092 Said :
divagirl1092 This is stupid...it shouldn't take 20 mins. for a person to get a joke if it's funny...which it's not!
On March 31st 2008 geli01 Said :
geli01 oh! nevermind! i was wrong, i REALLY get it now!!
On March 31st 2008 geli01 Said :
geli01 i get it!!! the dad thinks that the lady that was 400 pounds [which is the mom] is the same woman who lost weight. its kind of confusing, but pretty funny. =D
On March 31st 2008 ashleyxkiss Said :
ashleyxkiss i get it. the dad wanted the kid to get the mom so she could lose weight and looke pretty like the other women that went in the elevator. good joke.
On March 31st 2008 JAiDyLeE Said :
JAiDyLeE i dont get it....
On March 31st 2008 katkent15 Said :
katkent15 i dnt either, so is the blonde the same person? and how'd they change? and y would he want the boy to get his mom?
On March 31st 2008 tinkrbel18 Said :
tinkrbel18 I don't get it...