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Created: 07/23 2007
Category: Bar
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Redneck girl

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl were in the same bar.

When the Mexican finished his beer, he threw his glass in the
air, pulled out his pistol, and shot the glass to pieces. He then said,
"In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same
one twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drank his beer, threw
his glass into the air, pulled out his AK-47, and shot the glass to
pieces. He said, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass that we
don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picked up her beer, downed it
in one draft, threw the glass into the air, whipped out her 45, and
shot the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on
the bar, and calling for a refill, she said, "In America we have so many
illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones
twice."

God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

I saw this in a gas station while camping......

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On January 17th 2008 AshleyAE44 Said: 
AshleyAE44 Heck yes! I'm SO down witht that.
On August 4th 2007 kittybombshell Said: 
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Haha! Go country girls!
On July 23rd 2007 MAverick9950 Said: 
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lmao ive heard a different version of this one....but it never gets old