Flight to Miami

A blonde woman gets on a plane headed for Miami. The blonde woman has a coach ticket but spots an open seat in first class, so, she takes it. The flight attendant walks up and says, "I'm sorry, Miss, but you will have to go back to your seat in coach." The blonde woman refuses, "I'm blonde, I'm a woman, and I'm staying right here."

Then the flight attendant goes to get the captain and brings him back to the problem blonde. The captain says, "Miss, you have to go back to your seat now." She responds with, "I'm blonde, I'm a woman, and I'm staying right here.."

Then the captain bends over and whispers something in the blonde's ear. She then gets up and walks back to her seat in coach. The flight attendant stands there wide-eyed amazed and askes, "How did you do that?" The captain simply said, "I told her this half of the plane wasn't going to Miami."