Expecting

A wealthy man was having an affair with an
Italian woman for several
years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she
confided in him that she
was
pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his
marriage, he said he would give
her a great sum of money if she would go to
Italy and secretly have the
child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he
would also provide child
support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked, "How will you know when
the baby was born?"

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply
mail him a post card, and write
`Spaghetti` on the back. He would then arrange
for child support payments
to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to
his confused wife. "Honey,
you received a very strange post card today,"
she said. "Oh, just give it
to me and I will explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched
as
her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.

On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti. Two with meat
balls, one without.