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Created: 04/20 2007
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school project

For a school project a young boy went up to his father and said, "Dad, the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between potentially and realistically. Can you help me?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."


So the Boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"


He went back to his father and his father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes... potentially....... you and I are sitting on three million dollars........... but realistically......... we're living with two prostitutes and a queer."

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On May 4th 2007 Tiffiscool16 Said: 
Tiffiscool16 sorry computer got stupid all of a sudden.
On May 4th 2007 Tiffiscool16 Said: 
Tiffiscool16 yep... teaching kids lessons and hearing the results are always fun lol!
On May 4th 2007 Tiffiscool16 Said: 
Tiffiscool16 yep... teaching kids lessons and hearing the results are always fun lol!
On May 4th 2007 Tiffiscool16 Said: 
Tiffiscool16 AHHH... teaching kids lessons and hearing the results are always fun lol!
On May 4th 2007 Tiffiscool16 Said: 
Tiffiscool16 AHHH teaching kids lessons and hearing the results are always fun lol!
On April 27th 2007 tswieberg Said: 
tswieberg lmao.
On April 21st 2007 babyblue187954 Said: 
babyblue187954 hehehehe
On April 20th 2007 pnipearl Said: 
pnipearl Hahahaha funny!!
On April 20th 2007 Hollwood2 Said: 
Hollwood2 i heard a shorter version i like this one better
On April 20th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said: 
TheFrogPrinces lol
On April 20th 2007 xxcassiejayxx Said: 
xxcassiejayxx lmao i like that