Affair

A woman was having an affair everytime her lover came over she put her son in the closet. One day while the woman's lover was over her husband came home so she shoved her lover in the closet with her little boy.

After a few minutes the little boy piped up 'It's dark in here isn't it'
'It sure is' the lover said
'wanna buy a base ball' the little boy asked
'No' the lover replied
' I think you do want to buy a base ball' the little boy persisted.
So the lover weighing his options said 'fine how much?'
'$25' reliped the boy.
The lover sat there grumbling but finally handed the boy the money and took the base ball

A couple weeks later the lover is over and the husband comes home. Once again the woman shoves her lover in the closet with the little boy. After a couple of seconds the little boy asks again......
'Its dark in here isn't it?'
'yes it is' the lover replies
'wanna buy a base ball mit?' the boy asks
The lover remember the boys words from last time says 'sure how much?'
'$50' says the little boy
The lover sighs but hands over the money

The next day the husband says to his son
'Hey son go get your ball and mit and well play catch'
'I can't' replied the boy
'Why not' asked the dad
'Well, because i sold them' replies the little boy
The father laughs a little and asks 'O yeah how much did you get for them?' Thinking along the lines of gummy bears and baseball cards
"$75 dollars' replied the little boy
'What"the father screams 'Thats robbery I'm taking you down to the church to confess your sins'

They got to the church and the little boy walks into the confessional. After he sists down he says 'its dark in here isn't it'
And the preist replies 'Don't start that shit in here now!'