Magic Dildo

There was this buisiness man who knew his wife was cheating on him every time he went out of town on a buisiness meeting. So, he decided to get her a toy to keep her busy for the weekend.

 He goes to this little sex shop down the street, and is browsing around. The store clerk asks him if hes looking for something in particular, so he tells the man his plight. The clerk takes him to a back room and show him the usual stuff, BDSM , chains, fuzzy handcuffs, lingiere. The man says, "my wife has all this stuff already, do you have anything special?"

The clerk takes him to a room with a dildo sitting on a pedestal. The man says, " C'mon i've already told you my wife has a million of these."

The clerk responds,"not like this she doesn't."  "Magic dildo that keyhole!", commands the clerk. And the dildo starts going to town on the keyhole." The man says , " i'll take it!."

So the man takes it home to his wife, gives it to her but forgets to tell her how to turn it off. So while the husband is out of town the woman is in traffic and is horny so she decides what the hell i might as well try out this new didlo.

She says," Magic dildo my pussy."

The dildo flys straight into her pussy and starts fucking like crazy, and while this is happening the traffic lessens and the woman begins to drive again. By this time shes had 3 orgasms and is burnt out , but she doesn't know how to make it stop.

A cop sees her swerving, and being reckless with her driving. And pulls her over, and asks why shes driving recklessly. She tells him the story...

and he laughs and says," Yeah right Magic dildo my ass!"