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Catholic School Girls
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A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They
are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a
penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip
of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy
water and pass through the gates."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever
had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies,
"Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate."

All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!"




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On June 27th 2007 kantokah Said :
kantokah that was great.
On June 7th 2007 lacieroxme Said :
lacieroxme haha.
On June 7th 2007 pellboy Said :
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So funny i almost laughed
On June 7th 2007 chezzar Said :
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old one
On June 7th 2007 caity3382 Said :
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thats funny
On June 7th 2007 carysemo Said :
carysemo rfol soo funni =p
On June 7th 2007 puppypuppy Said :
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haha so funny
On June 7th 2007 iwishiwereemo Said :
iwishiwereemo LMFA!!!!!!!
On June 7th 2007 aFigment Said :
aFigment Lmao.
On June 7th 2007 ShurOn Said :
ShurOn This is a good 1..fuckin rite man!/... TRUE catholics arent virgins..damn lol greatt!
On June 7th 2007 Dcetta Said :
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hehe. pretty funny. =]
On June 7th 2007 nikkineuha15 Said :
nikkineuha15 That was pretty funny!! Ha Ha! You are good at jokes. I am only 15 but I understand enough........lol. ~Nikki~
On June 6th 2007 Lostindark666 Said :
Lostindark666 omg!! hahahahaha
On June 6th 2007 gump13 Said :
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...OH...MY ...GOD!!!
On June 6th 2007 S3la Said :
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HA THAT SHIT IS FUNNY
On June 5th 2007 johnnyhottie91 Said :
johnnyhottie91 haha luv it
On June 5th 2007 SleepyzChik Said :
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LMAO very funny!!!!!!!
On June 5th 2007 BaldKing Said :
BaldKing heard it before..funny every time
On June 5th 2007 beckerzzzzzzz Said :
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haha
On June 5th 2007 TckBabey Said :
TckBabey L0L! Really i laffed out loud! Never heard that one before! im going to share it!!
On June 5th 2007 Drive4Hoop Said :
Drive4Hoop heard it already
On June 5th 2007 ASS24321 Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On June 5th 2007 Emocutieex3 Said :
Emocutieex3 hahahahaha.
On June 5th 2007 DevilG7R Said :
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That was an Awesome Joke!!
On June 5th 2007 ih8pngmsasongs Said :
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bad bad jokr ;)