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Created(6-1-07)
Category ( Bar )
Created(6-1-07)
Category ( Bar )
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".
His teacher replies "NO"
Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".
"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.
Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".
She again says "NO".
"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.
"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.
Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"
Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".
Please Login to post comments| On June 6th 2007 gump13 Said : | |
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ohh you're good |
| On June 3rd 2007 princessbethie Said : | |
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that is really perverted omg.... what the fcuk.... |
| On June 3rd 2007 Toaditup Said : | |
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hahahha |
| On June 3rd 2007 MichaelsGirl6 Said : | |
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omg! wow! tht is funnny every time i read it!!! |
| On June 3rd 2007 crazybadboy Said : | |
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freakin funny |
| On June 3rd 2007 Zackarai Said : | |
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lol good lord how old is that kid supposed to be? XD |
| On June 3rd 2007 missyou101 Said : | |
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omg lol thats crazy!!!! holly crap!!!! |
| On June 2nd 2007 XxjoshluverxX Said : | |
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and yes...my little brother's name is Johnny
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| On June 2nd 2007 XxjoshluverxX Said : | |
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sounds like my like brother
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| On June 1st 2007 person143 Said : | |
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love it. little johnny jokes are awesome |
| On June 1st 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said : | |
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ewww grosso osso |
| On June 1st 2007 whatupchicken Said : | |
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that was really perverted. it was funny at the same time. lol |
| On June 1st 2007 tadster101 Said : | |
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES |
| On June 1st 2007 seanbglee Said : | |
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okaaay, pervertid but funny
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| On June 1st 2007 ccbrank11 Said : | |
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hhaha funny |
| On June 1st 2007 FamousOne777 Said : | |
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haha Funny shit |
| On June 1st 2007 Eduardo31 Said : | |
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yea stop copying and pasting stuff and using it as UR joke. seen like 4 times. |
| On June 1st 2007 Leann1818 Said : | |
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haha funny
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| On June 1st 2007 SKULL13 Said : | |
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heard it!!!!!!!!! |
| On June 1st 2007 Nerd4shizzle Said : | |
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Hilarious though. |
| On June 1st 2007 Nerd4shizzle Said : | |
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OMG! It's wrong how we all get that. |
| On June 1st 2007 sonyahseiden Said : | |
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eew.
funnythough |
| On June 1st 2007 Nerdwoman Said : | |
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oooo that's one sick kid! |
| On June 1st 2007 manda36274 Said : | |
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omg, haha |
| On June 1st 2007 JimbobNguyen Said : | |
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thats how cathilices are made |
