dont hurt mommy

 Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night, walks out to the bathroom and sees his daddy on top of his mom and he yells, “DADDY DADDY PLEASE DON’T HURT MOMMY!” Johnny’s dad tells him, “I’m not hurting Mommy. I’m putting your new baby sister inside.” Following day as Johnny’s dad returns from work, he sees Johnny sitting on the front steps of the house crying. “What’s the matter, son?” his dad asks. Johnny replied, “Remember my new baby sister you put inside Mommy? Well, THE MILKMAN GOBBLED HER UP!!!