farm animals

a rabi is walking to town with his three farm animals to sell at market. he had a cat, rooster and donkey

he gets to a deep trench of mud. he figures he could probably just walk the donkey accross and it should be fine. well, his donkey gets stuck in the mud and his cat starts running away. his rooster hops up on the donkey nand starts clawing it's eyes out.

a passerby asks if he can help the poor rabi. the rabi catches the cat and hands it to the man and simply says "hold my pussy while i get this cock off my ass."