Sandwiched!

a teenage boy living in a tiny trailor with his family brings his GF home to his place late one night with the intention of gettin' some. because of the size of his home, he shares a room with his younger brother. his brother gets the bottom bunk of their bed and he gets top.

he tells his GF that in order to make this work, they're going to have to come up with some codes. the boy says to say "lettuce" for harder, "tomato" is slower, "swiss" is faster,and "turkey" for take it easy.

the two of em get going and the brother wakes up. the disturbed little boy hears the havoc above him and screams "Quit makin' damn sandwiches! you jerks are gettin' mayo in my eyes!!!"