Sheep VS Wife

a farmer had been sleeping with a sheep on the side for about a year now. he felt it was time he came out to his partner about his double-timing. he slipped out of his marriage bed late one night and got his sheep lover. he carried her upstairs and woke his wife. he said " Darling, i must confess. I've been sleeping with this pig for a while and i just thought your needed to know. I'm so sorry."

His wife was confused. she responded "Sweetheart, this isn't a pig. It's a sheep!"

The farmer simple yelled "Shut up! i wasn't talking to you woman!"