The Pink Cloud

When my two best friends, Chuck and Betty, and I went to heaven, we were welcomed by God. He told us we could go anywhere in heaven, but don't step on the pink cloud. So Chuck and I were looking for Betty, when all of a sudden we saw her walking with a terribly ugly guy. I asked "Why are you walking wit him."

"I stepped on the pink cloud." The next day i was walking with an ugly nerd. "Now why are you walking with him" he asked.

"I stepped on the pink cloud."

The next day as me and Betty were walking with our nerds around heaven we saw Chuck with a drop dead gorgeous blonde. So at the same time as confused as we were Betty and I asked " Why are you walking with her"

And cutting in the blonde said " I stepped on the pink cloud"