Transmission

There were two rednecks on a camping trip and as they were exploring the area one of the rednecks found a big hole. " Look at this hole" he told the other

"Yupp its pretty deep"

"how deep do you reackon it is"

"Well, i dun know maybe you should holler at it"

So he yelled down the whole and right back came a loud echo. "Wow I reckon thats a deep hole, maybe we should throw sumtin down 'er" So they looked around for something to throw down the hole and in the bushes they found an old transmission. They thought it would make a loud noise when it hit the bottom. They threw it down and waited minutes for the noise, but it didn't make a sound. "Thats a deep hole."

"I reacon it is." Then all of a sudden a donkey comes runnin so fast at that hole, its almost as if  he flew to it, and he fell down the hole. Suddenly a farmer came through and said "have you seen my donkey"

"Well, I reakon it just ran right into the hole."

"Oh thats imposible, I tied him up to a transition."