a blonde suicide

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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

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On January 26th 2008 Laralei Said :

	wow. In one ear and out the other.

On January 25th 2008 amptone Said :

	p.s. You had fake art on your profile [your posts]. So removing the fake posts was in your best interest. I have NEVER been wrong about fake posts, also you had posted lyrics if I remember correctly. It doesn't matter to me if 1/10 of your posts was fraud. It cancels out the ones you did create. You know it and so do you, deal with it kid.

On January 25th 2008 vani11alatte Said :

	thank u for all ur wonderful comments

On January 25th 2008 zdog90210 Said :

	hahaha

On January 25th 2008 cAffEiNemiNa94 Said :

	hahaha i get cause she like doesnt have a brain right

On January 25th 2008 TGFierceMinja Said :

	aha

On January 25th 2008 chickp96 Said :

	hahaha hilaruois

On January 25th 2008 TracyX79 Said :

	Cute

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