Technology

Three naked men in a sauna, an American, a Japanese and a Irishman. They heard a beeping sound, the American touched his arm and said "Thats my pager, i have a microchip under my skin" Next they hear a phone ring, the Japanese man lifts his palm to his ear, he says "I have a microchip im my hand". The Irish man feeling very low tech goes to the bathroom and comes back with toliet paper hanging from his arse. He says "oh my god would you look at that, im getting a fax"