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Holy Water

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Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?"

The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent.

The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water."

The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"



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On March 13th 2008 MonkeyLover115 Said :
MonkeyLover115 oh EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!! lol funny though i gotta admit^^
On March 6th 2008 lovesthestars Said :
lovesthestars lmao great!
On March 3rd 2008 lonercc Said :
lonercc 0.o LMAO!!!!
On February 29th 2008 KaosQueen Said :
KaosQueen ROFL, yummy xD HAHAAH
On February 25th 2008 Panda224 Said :
Panda224 o.o'
On February 25th 2008 JimbobNguyen Said :
JimbobNguyen lol
On February 23rd 2008 alex5005 Said :
alex5005 wow this joke has so many different versions, all ending in "I pissed in the holy water"...including people going to hell and drinking the water to get to heaven
On February 23rd 2008 Rve96 Said :
Rve96 hahahahahahahha!!!!!!! now they are going to drink it!!! hahahahahahaha
On February 23rd 2008 sarahly9534 Said :
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lol haha
On February 23rd 2008 Autumnr1 Said :
Autumnr1 i've heard this before
On February 23rd 2008 PopChile Said :
PopChile roflmao! that was good!!
On February 22nd 2008 dcsundancekid Said :
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funny
On February 22nd 2008 fawzia11 Said :
fawzia11 OMFG! That is so effin funny! LoL!
On February 22nd 2008 UntamedVixen Said :
UntamedVixen Lmfao! mint!
On February 22nd 2008 InDyiz2CutE Said :
InDyiz2CutE LMFAO das so0o FuCKed up HAHAHAHAHA!
On February 21st 2008 PorshaS Said :
PorshaS lol
On February 21st 2008 fallenXx420 Said :
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lol ew. haha
On February 21st 2008 andang Said :
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Oh such a sinner
On February 21st 2008 emochick1516 Said :
emochick1516 hahah thats gross lmao
On February 21st 2008 lilkrnmofo Said :
lilkrnmofo hahaha hilarious :P
On February 21st 2008 crazygirl2313 Said :
crazygirl2313 ive heard that b4... but its still funny
On February 21st 2008 irishbeauty2 Said :
irishbeauty2 lol funny funny
On February 21st 2008 october1015 Said :
october1015 Lmfao.
On February 21st 2008 geli01 Said :
geli01 hey lisssam devilra already said that! oh well, maybe u agree w/ him. like me. that is FUNNNY!
On February 21st 2008 Lissssssssy Said :
Lissssssssy Lol that proves there is a god serves them right for quitting