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***DEAR LORD***

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A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck in there well. He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming. He panicked and started to pray, "God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I'll stop drinking."

Nothing happened, it was still stuck, and the train was getting closer! He prayed again, "God, please get my foot out and I'll stop drinking AND smoking."

Still nothing, and the train was just seconds away! He tried it one more time, "God, please, if you get my foot out of the tracks, I'll quit drinking, smoking, and having sex with all the women I meet."

Suddenly his foot shot out of the tracks and he was able to dive out of the way, just as the train passed. He got up, dusted himself off, looked toward Heaven and said, "Thanks anyway God. I got it myself."



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On June 23rd 2008 lele8412 Said :
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sly bastard!! haha
On January 25th 2008 xpoisonmuffinx Said :
xpoisonmuffinx lol. he's goin to hell. ^__^
On December 3rd 2007 laceyrae1988 Said :
laceyrae1988 lmfao
On November 15th 2007 anakin3984 Said :
anakin3984 that was fuckin funny
On July 30th 2007 scewballgurl Said :
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thats messed up and not even funny
On July 25th 2007 Warningitsash Said :
Warningitsash ye dont get it
On July 6th 2007 seb22 Said :
seb22 lol that dudes going to hell
On June 29th 2007 2innocent4u Said :
2innocent4u lol
On June 16th 2007 jazmin591 Said :
jazmin591 LOL!!!!!!!:D
On June 9th 2007 drkangel37 Said :
drkangel37 I LOVE IT...LOL
On May 26th 2007 gothichik14 Said :
gothichik14 LOL!!!
On May 22nd 2007 mlildevil Said :
mlildevil sounds just like a man!!!!!!!
On May 22nd 2007 JohnLG Said :
JohnLG OMG!!! lol
On May 20th 2007 iwishiwereemo Said :
iwishiwereemo LMAO!!!
On May 20th 2007 domj2005 Said :
domj2005 haha