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***OLD SEX***

Views(8006) Created(5-17-07) Category ( Dirty )

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided that they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail.

When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used "blow-up" dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.

After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking. The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned. How was it for you?"

The second old man replied, "I think mine was a witch."

The first man asked, "How's that?"

"Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast, she farted and flew out the window!"



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On July 1st 2008 butterfly104 Said :
butterfly104 lol wow that was great!
On April 7th 2008 nickynicole901 Said :
nickynicole901 lol
On March 11th 2008 malaysianacces Said :
malaysianacces stupid old men
On March 9th 2008 PinkyBabe62 Said :
PinkyBabe62 old horny men. ewwwwwwwwwww
On January 23rd 2008 xpoisonmuffinx Said :
xpoisonmuffinx OMFG. thats awesome! i actually laughed! i never laugh!
On December 28th 2007 jojo173849 Said :
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omfg
On November 25th 2007 Punkhead90210 Said :
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LMFAO
On September 30th 2007 spaz007 Said :
spaz007 FUNNAY!!!! LOL.
On September 13th 2007 aaronjones06 Said :
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Awesome. I've heard this one before, but it was still hillarious.
On September 8th 2007 kaitling1 Said :
kaitling1 Ew,, old horny men. But wow,, that was funny. lol.
On August 6th 2007 LoserOfTheYr Said :
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kinky old men
On August 6th 2007 wannahug13 Said :
wannahug13 owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.............
On July 30th 2007 RagdollKirstie Said :
RagdollKirstie haha that one is really funny.
On July 30th 2007 RagdollKirstie Said :
RagdollKirstie haha that one is really funny.
On July 21st 2007 freizen2006 Said :
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uhh.. dats gross... nobody likes old ppl sex...