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1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn chips.
"You could be a winner!!! No purchase neccessary!!! Details inside!"
you think to your self (Shoplifters special)

2. On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert (directions on bottom)
"Do not turn upside down"
(Too late)

3. On Marks & Spncers Bread Pudding.
"Product will be hot after heating"
(Just as day follows night)

4. On most kinds of christmas lights.
"Indoor and outdoor uses ONLY"
(As opposed to what now?)

5. On Sainsbury's peanuts.
"WARNING CONTAINS NUTS!!!"
(Talk about your news flash)

6. Found on an American Airlines Packet of peanuts.
"Step One: Open packet. Step two: Eat nuts."
You think to your self (Step three: Fly Delta)

7. On a sweedish chinsaw.
"Warning! PLease do not try to stop with hands or genitals!!"
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere!My GOD!)

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On June 4th 2008 oreoash Said :
oreoash he last ones my fav
On March 6th 2008 Panda224 Said :
Panda224 I like the last one. :D
On February 11th 2008 HanaxSuki88 Said :
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This always gets me when I buy a candy bar like a milky way: may contain nuts. wtf? it's nouget and caramel how does it contain nuts?! and I found on an apple pie package this morning from mickey d's: caution filling is hot. duh.
On February 6th 2008 ZaraOfTheEarth Said :
ZaraOfTheEarth On a Korean Butcher Knife: "Keep out of children" (I think something was lost in translation)
On January 25th 2008 jacquiixox Said :
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i found this on a jigsaw puzzle box: .Some assembly required
On January 21st 2008 Jaester67 Said :
Jaester67 on a tractor: DANGER!!! AVOID DEATH
On October 16th 2007 Chella1985 Said :
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Well, peanuts aren't nuts at all. They're legumes. But I'm just being a smartass. It's still funny. :)
On September 4th 2007 casper48861 Said :
casper48861 on a box containg a lego building table Warning kids Not included
On September 3rd 2007 AmiottDe Said :
AmiottDe On a blow torch Do not use to dry hair.
On September 3rd 2007 AmiottDe Said :
AmiottDe On Slip and Slide Do not use down stairs. (So that's how that works!)
On August 28th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 lol. that was funny
On August 10th 2007 nathan64 Said :
nathan64 #10 on a hairdryer package- dont use while sleeping
On August 4th 2007 xoxdanicaxox Said :
xoxdanicaxox haha lol
On July 26th 2007 Ulabombay Said :
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Seen on a box of oysters : Warning: Contains oysters!
On June 17th 2007 annoyedbigsis Said :
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8. on sleeping pills Warning! may cause drownsiness 9. on CHILDRENS cough medicine after taking avoid driving or operating machinery