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**NOT SO DUMBE BLONDE**

Views(4291) Created(5-7-07) Category ( Dirty )

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at
each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.



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On June 28th 2008 pittbullkingri Said :
pittbullkingri i loved that joke damn very nice
On May 23rd 2008 LeahOwnsSean Said :
LeahOwnsSean OMG!!! THATS GREATTTT!!!
On February 6th 2008 mkmblondie101 Said :
mkmblondie101 my fav blonde joke ♥
On February 3rd 2008 jillie4eva Said :
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o i think this is a good one
On January 6th 2008 Crosspiano Said :
Crosspiano hahaha they were to busy staring at her nude!! lol good one
On January 1st 2008 kookiemonster8 Said :
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lol!
On October 6th 2007 jazzbabe5 Said :
jazzbabe5 yay finally they make a blonde smart!
On September 16th 2007 bridgetxxxann Said :
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hahahahahaha.
On August 20th 2007 Joanakathleen Said :
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HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHHAAHAHHA!!!!!!!! new blondes for ya!!!
On August 6th 2007 wannahug13 Said :
wannahug13 so true!!
On August 5th 2007 BitchyWitchyX Said :
BitchyWitchyX kwli xxxx
On July 8th 2007 LostWoYou2007 Said :
LostWoYou2007 that is a really good one :)
On June 25th 2007 Jbelled24 Said :
Jbelled24 love that one
On June 9th 2007 drkangel37 Said :
drkangel37 nice!
On May 28th 2007 daveyloveX Said :
daveyloveX hehe thats funny