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*THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT*

Views(1952) Created(5-6-07) Category ( Relationships )

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once."

A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice."

After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.

His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."

The farmer said, "That's once."

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On June 23rd 2008 lele8412 Said :
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poor horse..
On June 21st 2008 TaylorsBabe14 Said :
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:O I'd hate to be her. :P
On January 8th 2008 sweetrabia Said :
sweetrabia lol
On December 21st 2007 Crystal858 Said :
Crystal858 O.O *speechless*
On November 28th 2007 Koraney Said :
Koraney ha ha ha ha ha dats good if he was my husband I wound not be married for to long
On May 10th 2007 lal0ka86 Said :
lal0ka86 hahahahhahahahhahahhaaaaa o lord that one mademy stomach hurt lol haaa
On May 9th 2007 ElComino68 Said :
ElComino68 Well if he was my husband, i'd shoot him and barry him with the horse! Good joke!!
On May 8th 2007 bufordlover33 Said :
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WTF! I would leave him!!!!!!!!!!
On May 8th 2007 NBbison Said :
NBbison oh thats gotta suck lol
On May 8th 2007 blue619angel Said :
blue619angel oh s**t, that's my kind of man, dominant. Then after a week I'd divorce him and move on to someone weak...
On May 7th 2007 kathiloca Said :
kathiloca Oh shit!!! Man suxs to be her!!! LOL
On May 7th 2007 Toaditup Said :
Toaditup hehehe
On May 6th 2007 GORGEOUS1GURL Said :
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omh lol
On May 6th 2007 Neonblue21 Said :
Neonblue21 hahahah omg!
On May 6th 2007 adorkablepo Said :
adorkablepo haha thats great!