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*MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN*

Views(2333) Created(5-6-07) Category ( Dirty )

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril and they all stare riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.

He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.

He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."

 

Let me tell you, this guy would have been the first one to leave the plane without a parachute!



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On July 25th 2007 Warningitsash Said :
Warningitsash i would look at him and be like not like that
On July 13th 2007 poopfaceamanda Said :
poopfaceamanda I'd slap him. :] But; Hey, That's just me.
On July 8th 2007 LostWoYou2007 Said :
LostWoYou2007 haha
On June 4th 2007 Jokilolo Said :
Jokilolo DAMN! What an idiot! haha
On May 20th 2007 lovetheshinys Said :
lovetheshinys hahaha...thats good...=]
On May 10th 2007 lal0ka86 Said :
lal0ka86 hahahaha wow
On May 9th 2007 ElComino68 Said :
ElComino68 naw he'd be dead before he left the damn plane!
On May 8th 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart ass lol
On May 8th 2007 bizzmag Said :
bizzmag oh my god i've never laughed out so hard in my life!
On May 8th 2007 marissas Said :
marissas That's fucked up, but it was funny
On May 8th 2007 NBbison Said :
NBbison omg my cousin would totaly do that! and i agree with the person below me! lol but thats funny
On May 8th 2007 blue619angel Said :
blue619angel I'd wip his behind with much force and pleasure, he could say my name for once.
On May 8th 2007 lil1flower Said :
lil1flower omg...that is so ...manly...(lol) for a guy to say that
On May 7th 2007 kathiloca Said :
kathiloca what an Ass!! LOL..sounds just like what a man would say!!
On May 7th 2007 Blevins2007 Said :
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Well thats funny as hell but i would have 2 say if a guy did that to me i would kick his ass!!!!