***THE WORSE PAIN***

Three guys are sitting around the campfire talking about what the worst pain they had ever experienced in their lives was.

The first guy told about how he was working construction and had cut off both his pinky and index finger while working the power saw, and how he had to stitch it up himself. The other two guys shake their heads and agree that it was pretty bad."

The second guy said, "That's bad, but I have something worse. I was out with my buddies jumping off rocks into the creek. I didn't see one rock, and I smashed my tailbone right on the corner. I am still recovering from it."

The third guy said, "Man, those are both bad, but I think I can beat both of you. One day I was out doing lumberjack work and I had to take a crap. I ran over to the bushes and sat right on a bear trap. Man that thing clamped onto my balls and would not let go."

Both of the other guys grimace, "Ooouch. That has got to be the worst pain!" they agreed.

The third guy said, "No. The worst pain in the world is when I hit the end of the chain!"

(Bear Traps are made with a chain that attaches to a stake in the ground.)