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Views(3000) Created(5-5-07) Category ( Dirty )

A married couple went on a fishing trip. The husband went out on the lake with his boat and equipment, while the wife took a nap in the cabin. Later that afternoon, the husband returns to take a nap. So, the wife takes the boat to the middle of the lake, takes out a book and starts reading.

After a while a game warden comes along in his boat and tells her that she is in a restricted fishing area. She says that she is not fishing, just reading a book.

"But, you have all this fishing equipment, so I will have to fine you." said the game warden.

She replied, "Do that, and I'll have you arrested for rape."

"But lady! I haven't touched you!" exclaimed the game warden.

At which she replied, "Yes. But, YOU have all the right equipment."



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On March 24th 2008 Halandra Said :
Halandra BURN SUCKS FOR HIM LOL
On March 7th 2008 BaileeClare Said :
BaileeClare LMFAO! oh gosh I love this. :)
On January 12th 2008 fuckyocouchtt Said :
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haha smart girl
On January 12th 2008 foxdemon420 Said :
foxdemon420 nice
On October 7th 2007 kewla209 Said :
kewla209 lol
On August 9th 2007 pears101 Said :
pears101 WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On July 27th 2007 fedogg Said :
fedogg moral dont mess with a woman that reads
On July 14th 2007 JoshPartin Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On July 8th 2007 LostWoYou2007 Said :
LostWoYou2007 nice one :)
On June 22nd 2007 Bigtrosclair Said :
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lol
On June 4th 2007 Jokilolo Said :
Jokilolo LMAO! sweet!
On May 12th 2007 pinkfroggy24 Said :
pinkfroggy24 lol!!!
On May 10th 2007 lal0ka86 Said :
lal0ka86 ooooooooo nice lol
On May 8th 2007 NBbison Said :
NBbison thats funny lol she got there ha
On May 7th 2007 Jenna005 Said :
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Hilarious!