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Flag***PRINCE CHARMING***
Created(5-5-07)
Category ( Dirty )
One evening, Prince Charming walked into a tavern appearing downtrodden. Immediately, the bartender turned to Prince Charming and asked him why he's so glum.
"You wouldn't believe it," the Prince replied. "I was walking through the Enchanted Forest when suddenly I approached Snow White, fast asleep on a bed of stone. The dwarf next to her told me that she had eaten a poisonous apple and could only be revived through a kiss from my very lips. I gave her a peck on the cheek. Nothing. So I give Snow White a real deep kiss while massaging her hair with my fingers. Nothing. Soon enough, I'm making passionate love to her right there in the woods, when suddenly she screams out, 'Ah yes'!"
"That's great!" the bartender excitedly replied to Prince Charming. "Then she is alive!"
Shrugging his shoulders Prince Charming replied, "Nah. She faked it."
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I don't get it.. |
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not bad, not bad. |
| On July 30th 2007 RagdollKirstie Said : | |
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lol |
| On July 14th 2007 poopfaceamanda Said : | |
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k |
| On June 5th 2007 Jokilolo Said : | |
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cute |
| On May 12th 2007 pinkfroggy24 Said : | |
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lol!!!.....wow.. |
| On May 10th 2007 lal0ka86 Said : | |
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wow |
| On May 8th 2007 NBbison Said : | |
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lol..... ha |
| On May 7th 2007 SOMETIMES69 Said : | |
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that was weak as hell!!! |
| On May 7th 2007 XxjustxmexX Said : | |
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LOL OMG! |
| On May 7th 2007 krisian123w Said : | |
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lmao shit sounds like my ex what a whore |
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lol |
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hehehehe |
| On May 5th 2007 KibaFanatic Said : | |
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OMFG |
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lol |
