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***IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING***

Views(4260) Created(5-4-07) Category ( Relationships )

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If, however, it just sits in your living room,
messes up your stuff,
eats your food,
uses your telephone,
takes your money, and
never appears to have noticed that
you actually set it free in the first place,
You either married it or gave birth to it!

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On June 18th 2008 emochica08 Said :
emochica08 hell yes
On May 9th 2008 xxgredxx Said :
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wait that is from dane cook
On May 1st 2008 misssweetiepie Said :
misssweetiepie This one isnt even funny....DULL!!
On March 8th 2008 lovedaisy Said :
lovedaisy i love children i don't think i'll think of ma children that way and i'll probably love the pants off the men i get married to
On February 5th 2008 AaronH542 Said :
AaronH542 I dont like this one very much
On November 11th 2007 sweetrabia Said :
sweetrabia haha
On August 8th 2007 2innocent4u Said :
2innocent4u haha funny
On July 25th 2007 chocohott Said :
chocohott ha ha thats great
On July 5th 2007 testriffic13 Said :
testriffic13 thats the truth...lol
On June 25th 2007 Jbelled24 Said :
Jbelled24 That is the damn truth!! well put
On June 4th 2007 10101919181817 Said :
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lol true true
On May 10th 2007 ElComino68 Said :
ElComino68 lol
On May 6th 2007 mizzbri Said :
mizzbri LOL
On May 6th 2007 mizzbri Said :
mizzbri LOL
On May 6th 2007 01fer Said :
01fer this shit is funny