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The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."


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On June 14th 2008 ChaoticMistres Said :
ChaoticMistres haha.
On January 18th 2008 Sk8ncutie001 Said :
Sk8ncutie001 lol
On November 11th 2007 sweetrabia Said :
sweetrabia lolz
On October 4th 2007 blobofinfinity Said :
blobofinfinity lmao! genius
On September 13th 2007 Koraney Said :
Koraney ha ha ha poor man he was just hungry
On September 6th 2007 MysticalLibra Said :
MysticalLibra lol
On September 3rd 2007 Jayson00357 Said :
Jayson00357 lmao
On August 6th 2007 101KatelynD101 Said :
101KatelynD101 aww that is kinda mean
On July 25th 2007 chocohott Said :
chocohott ha ha thats funny
On July 7th 2007 Larisa259 Said :
Larisa259 lol
On July 5th 2007 misskg25 Said :
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lol poor bum...all he wanted was food
On June 25th 2007 kelala00597 Said :
kelala00597 wat the heck ?!?
On June 12th 2007 stuffie05 Said :
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it's okey... but the guy was such a bad ass!
On May 14th 2007 ElComino68 Said :
ElComino68 HA HA
On May 8th 2007 lil1flower Said :
lil1flower Lmfao