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**DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL**

Views(6460) Created(5-3-07) Category ( Relationships )

Upon entering his daughter's room, Mr. Lacy found a note on the bed and proceeded to read it. It stated the following:

Dear Dad,

I am sorry to have run away, but there is something I must tell you, and I couldn't bare to do it in person. I've decided to run away with Billy (my boyfriend I've been hiding from you and Mom), and we're going to get married. He promises to support me with the food stamps and goverment money he's been stashing away, but assures me there are always other ways to get money in a pinch.

He also plans to help me with my alcohol problem, which I've done a pretty good job of hiding over the past year. We plan on raising our still unborn child in the best little beach shack we can find in Mexico - I'm sure it won't be much, but I know we'll be happy together so that's all that matters. I plan on getting there with the fake passport Billy was so kind to make for me. We just hope that he won't get put back into Rehab again for his drug abuse problems.

I really wish you could meet him Daddy. He's so sweet! On my next birthday he's gonna take me down to this bar and get me a tattoo to match his! And for his birthday I hope I'll be able to afford to get him some dental work, so that maybe he can have all of his teeth when he smiles even though I think the gap is kind of cute. Well, wish us luck!

Love you,

Your little girl

P.S. I actually just got an F on my report card, but it could be a lot worse, right? I'm over at my friend Ashley's house. Come get me when you calm down.



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On June 8th 2008 Halfpint9135 Said :
Halfpint9135 awesome
On May 31st 2008 19AlexQ Said :
19AlexQ thats pretty slick.
On May 1st 2008 misssweetiepie Said :
misssweetiepie That was pretty good...
On April 6th 2008 Rasalyn Said :
Rasalyn I am soo remembering that letter for my dad when that happens again. lol.
On February 21st 2008 gigglehottie Said :
gigglehottie ha lol nice i love it
On February 13th 2008 xxdarkprincess Said :
xxdarkprincess lol nice
On December 23rd 2007 D0NTM3SSWiTM3 Said :
D0NTM3SSWiTM3 OKKK....L0L
On December 20th 2007 Khmerfriendz Said :
Khmerfriendz ahah.
On December 16th 2007 diizmagicnena Said :
diizmagicnena woah~ that gurl is dum 4 sayin were she is at.!
On December 16th 2007 diizmagicnena Said :
diizmagicnena woah~ that gurl is dum 4 sayin were she is at.!
On December 6th 2007 degrassinerd Said :
degrassinerd i should do this lol
On December 5th 2007 iluvballet12 Said :
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On November 21st 2007 animeluvah Said :
animeluvah My parents would kill me if I did that! XD
On November 11th 2007 sweetrabia Said :
sweetrabia haha!
On October 13th 2007 camogurl044 Said :
camogurl044 oh my geeze.... if i did that my dad would kill me!