The laws of murphy
>>> Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
> >>> bright until you hear them speak.
> >>>
> >>> He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
> >>>
> >>> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> >>>
> >>> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
> >>>
> >>> The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
> >>> something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
> >>>
> >>> It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to
> >>> end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
> >>>
> >>> If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
> >>>
> >>> The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by
> >>> those who got there first.
> >>>
> >>> Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
> >>>
> >>> The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
> >>>
> >>> A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
> >>>
> >>> When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
> >>> 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
> >>> bright until you hear them speak.
> >>>
> >>> He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
> >>>
> >>> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> >>>
> >>> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
> >>>
> >>> The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
> >>> something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
> >>>
> >>> It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to
> >>> end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
> >>>
> >>> If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
> >>>
> >>> The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by
> >>> those who got there first.
> >>>
> >>> Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
> >>>
> >>> The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
> >>>
> >>> A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
> >>>
> >>> When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
> >>> 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Please Login to post comments| On February 4th 2009 Pilot808 Said: |
| The last one was pretty funny. :D |
| On January 20th 2009 TheWiraffe Said: |
| SORRY DONT READ!! when you are reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! My name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair,many scars no nose or ears..i am dead.if you dont copy this just like from the ring, on 5 more sites.. or..i will appear one dark quiet night when your not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke something good will happen to you if you post this on 5 more pages
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| On July 18th 2008 iluvqueen Said: |
| its nice
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| On June 4th 2008 britk2011 Said: |
| my picture WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES |
| On April 26th 2008 SMK93 Said: |
| ROTFL |
| On April 24th 2008 f2daerg2i2e Said: |
| hahahalarious |
| On March 6th 2008 phoenixflowr Said: |
| That was good! |
| On March 3rd 2008 fezzik1986 Said: |
| You forgot one: Man who stands on toilet is high on pot |
| On February 25th 2008 whitepoison Said: |
| =D i like them |
| On February 24th 2008 lisapokesnsays Said: |
|
| There true...kinda of xD |
| On February 23rd 2008 DarkAngel1691 Said: |
| LMAO |
| On February 17th 2008 WHSGEEK09 Said: |
| thats so funny |
| On February 6th 2008 AgentAaron Said: |
| lol |
| On February 4th 2008 kawaiipuppet Said: |
| Love em
(4 i create quizzes it means that if u don't see furniture your shin hits it, i know it happens to me alot) |
| On February 2nd 2008 DammidWorld Said: |
| These are funni... realy funni! and true |
| On January 21st 2008 Jaester67 Said: |
| sooo true |
| On January 13th 2008 icreatequizzes Said: |
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| i dont get the shin bone is a device for finding furniture one. wats it mean?
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| On January 4th 2008 DeathMetalPunk Said: |
| I love Murphy's laws! I have a shirt that says "he who laughs last thinks slowest" |
| On January 3rd 2008 YoruTsuki Said: |
| haha nice! I like the 3rd to last and the last one. the 1st and 5th =]] |
| On December 28th 2007 jazziejay12345 Said: |
| murphy needs some help with priorities |
| On December 27th 2007 vampirate13 Said: |
| can you say REALITY CHECK |
| On December 6th 2007 fersinwolf Said: |
| sad but true in most cases!!! |
| On December 5th 2007 wannahug13 Said: |
| those were great!!!!! ingenius sayings!! |
| On November 3rd 2007 JADED4LIFE Said: |
| FUNNY...... |
| On October 13th 2007 Vanilla7827 Said: |
| WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES |
