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The laws of murphy

Views(16874) Created(7-28-06) Category ( Lists )

>>> Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
> >>> bright until you hear them speak.
> >>>
> >>> He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
> >>>
> >>> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
> >>>
> >>> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
> >>>
> >>> The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
> >>> something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
> >>>
> >>> It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to
> >>> end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
> >>>
> >>> If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
> >>>
> >>> The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by
> >>> those who got there first.
> >>>
> >>> Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
> >>>
> >>> The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.
> >>>
> >>> A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
> >>>
> >>> When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
> >>> 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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On June 4th 2008 britk2011 Said :
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On April 26th 2008 SMK93 Said :
SMK93 ROTFL
On April 24th 2008 f2daerg2i2e Said :
f2daerg2i2e hahahalarious
On March 6th 2008 phoenixflowr Said :
phoenixflowr That was good!
On March 3rd 2008 fezzik1986 Said :
fezzik1986 You forgot one: Man who stands on toilet is high on pot
On February 25th 2008 whitepoison Said :
whitepoison =D i like them
On February 24th 2008 lisapokesnsays Said :
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There true...kinda of xD
On February 23rd 2008 DarkAngel1691 Said :
DarkAngel1691 LMAO
On February 17th 2008 WHSGEEK09 Said :
WHSGEEK09 thats so funny
On February 6th 2008 AgentAaron Said :
AgentAaron lol
On February 4th 2008 kawaiipuppet Said :
kawaiipuppet Love em (4 i create quizzes it means that if u don't see furniture your shin hits it, i know it happens to me alot)
On February 2nd 2008 DammidWorld Said :
DammidWorld These are funni... realy funni! and true
On January 21st 2008 Jaester67 Said :
Jaester67 sooo true
On January 13th 2008 icreatequizzes Said :
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i dont get the shin bone is a device for finding furniture one. wats it mean?
On January 4th 2008 DeathMetalPunk Said :
DeathMetalPunk I love Murphy's laws! I have a shirt that says "he who laughs last thinks slowest"