Are you sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Please Login to post comments| On October 17th 2009 ypod Said: |
| that's good!! |
| On October 12th 2009 beca112334 Said: |
| HAHA |
| On August 25th 2009 FatalDesire22 Said: |
| Lmao |
| On August 20th 2009 Gangsta348 Said: |
| sex joke man this is too funny! A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time, " said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." if you dont repost this in 5 minutes ur will have a bad sex for 15 years lol its true it happened to my friend sam
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| On August 8th 2009 crazywatergirl Said: |
| Way to go blind dude! |
| On July 25th 2009 patrickrey111 Said: |
| sex joke man this is too funny! A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time, " said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." if you dont repost this in 5 minutes ur will have a bad sex for 15 years lol its true it happened to my friend sam |
| On June 26th 2009 drakendrast Said: |
| go blind dude! lol |
| On June 21st 2009 TanazakiChan Said: |
| i've heard that one it's good
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| On June 2nd 2009 VballHottie94 Said: |
| LOL |
| On May 24th 2009 CookieKid909 Said: |
| i don't get it!!!!! |
| On May 9th 2009 megantheflirt Said: |
| sex joke man this is too funny! A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time, " said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." if you dont repost this in 5 minutes ur will have a bad sex for 15 years lol its true it happened to my friend sam
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| On May 3rd 2009 rawr21love Said: |
| rofl |
| On April 27th 2009 lov3suck5 Said: |
| sex joke man this is too funny! A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time, " said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." if you dont repost this in 5 minutes ur will have a bad sex for 15 years
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| On April 26th 2009 brgoff Said: |
| lol. thats good
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| On April 24th 2009 monkeyracer150 Said: |
| well that is just blondist |
| On April 23rd 2009 ReSpEcT101 Said: |
| lol good 1 |
| On April 13th 2009 coldbitch93 Said: |
| sex joke
man this is too funny!
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time, " said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."
if you dont repost this in 5 minutes ur will have a bad sex for 15 years |
| On March 24th 2009 suknenesan1 Said: |
| hahahahaha i wanna here the joke too |
| On March 11th 2009 Fallinglove34 Said: |
| I wanna hear the joke!!!!! oh wait...ohhhhh Hahha1 lol go blind man!!! |
| On March 7th 2009 bree3296 Said: |
| toasted |
| On March 4th 2009 beeeachfreak00 Said: |
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| ouch! |
| On February 21st 2009 EFFUFUCKINHOLE Said: |
| lmao!!!!!!! BURN! |
| On January 27th 2009 Brandilizing Said: |
| ha ha ha |
| On December 23rd 2008 EmotionalSock Said: |
| lol |
| On December 20th 2008 lovelychick987 Said: |
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